1. mumblingsage:

    govthookercoulson:

    cuntgradulation:

    pantslesswrock:

    joanna-kaana:

    this is a necessity for me

    dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

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    I would like to thank my parents, God and Ayn Rand. 

    (Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via h2oblue)

     

  2. egbertsoup:

    braavosis:

    sokkcoli:

    quietprofanity:

    snoipahkat:

    P SURE TOPH’S DAD IS NICOLAS CAGE

    Son of a bitch …

    NO WERE NOT DOING HTIS

    #We’re going to steal the Declaration of Ba Sing Se

    WHY IS THIS HAPPENING 

    (Source: rakatakat, via vvhaleshark)

     

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  4. breelandwalker:

    feliciakainz:

    carryonmywaywardalpaca:

    dearborns:

    #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

    Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

    if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

    and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

    more you know

    (Source: redlight--district, via h2oblue)

     


  5. fhaul:

    repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

    (Source: fhauly, via hi)

     

  6. (Source: spongebob-closeups, via hi)

     


  7. woogidy:

    i got a lot on my plate. i gotta apply to colleges. i gotta keep my grades up. i gotta play pokemon. i gotta prevent wildfires. only i can prevent wildfires. that’s a lot of pressure

    (via old-ezio)

     


  8. nicestallion:

    flitsy:

    My Dash is slow.

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    my dash isn’t

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    (via old-ezio)

     

  9. 9gag:

    Every morning…

    (via old-ezio)

     


  10. ebuddies:

    a series of unfortunate eyebrows

    (Source: ebunnies, via c0rrvpted)

     


  11. shavingryansprivates:

    i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns

    (via old-ezio)

     


  12. peachxpit:

    accept death. befriend death. take death out for dinner. marry death. marry a death who reads

    (Source: eiufiundkjn, via hi)

     

  13. maskedlink:

    HE IS ASKED TO COME CLOSE AND SNUGGLE AND HE IS SO HAPPY TO

    (via caprlsun)

     

  14. theamericankid:

    Found this while looking for fridges at Sears.

    (via skypestripper)

     

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