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fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

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  • Chocolate:

    Raw nuts/seeds.

  • Oily/Fatty Snacks:

    Kale, leafy greens.

  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks:

    Actual, literal bubbles.

  • Chips/Salty Food:

    Topsoil.

  • Cookies:

    Freudian psychology.

  • Sweet Tea:

    A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.

  • Pasta/Carbs:

    Pasta/Carbs.

  • Ice:

    The sweet release of death.